Somebody worked their way all the way down to #84 to find Wasted Electrons after typing, "I lost my virginity" and "drive-in" and "high school" and "1950."
Well that's real nice and all and sweet in a teeny-bopper kind of way, but I assure you, it wasn't me that did it! Not if it happened in 1950, that's certain. Before my time.
Not that I would have ever done anything as sordid as that in my time... naw.